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Vieze dingen die je doet wanneer je moeder wordt
Aan billen ruiken om te checken of ‘t een poepluier is en zo ja, daar een foto van maken: als je moeder wordt ontdek je onvermoede kanten van jezelf. Vriendinnen Ingebritt ter Veld en Corinne de Vries kropen achter de tekentafel om deze vaak lollige veranderingen, herkenbare gedachtes en gênante situaties (de eerste keer seks na de bevalling…) vast te leggen op papier.
BEKIJK OOK: Vrouw legt uit waarom moeders nooit op de foto staan
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Bron: Hippe-geboortekaartjes.nl – Beeld: Ingebritt ter Veld en Corinne de Vries
